|Get off, you wanker! (2012) Pencil and Corel Painter|
BAKURA: What the hell -
HANK ISHTAR: Hello, sexy gypsy witch lady! I am a powerful Catholic figure with the sinful desire to rape you.
BAKURA: Marik, where the hell are you?
MARIK: Trying to stay in character! I'm a sexy, angst-ridden tomb-keeper, whose dad keeps him locked up from the fangirls and their bad slash fanfiction.
BAKURA: So why the bloody hell am I dressed like a whore from the 1480s? And why the bloody hell is your psychotic father groping me?
MARIK: Because that's how it goes in the movie!
BAKURA: What does that even mean?!
HANK: I was just imagining a whip striking your beautiful back, sexy gyspy witch lady!
BAKURA: I know what you're "imagining," you Catholic pervert.
MARIK: Isn't that repetitive?
BAKURA: And if you don't want me *to tear the skin off your back and sew it onto Odion's, you'll get your pervy hands off!
*[it's funny 'cause it's canon]
HANK: Sounds like my sexy gypsy witch lady needs a spa~a~anki~i~ing!
BAKURA: Marik! You [bleeping] wanker!
MARIK: Sorry! I'm trapped in the woe that I can't save my love interest from the gross sexual desires of my power-hungry father figure.
BAKURA: Damn it all to hell!!